Funny Medieval Quote Laser Engraved Sign - Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole And Calmeth Thine Titties - Sarcastic White Elephant Gift

Give your home decor a dose of snarky, old-world charm with this hilarious laser-engraved wood sign. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of "thee and thou" mixed with modern sass, this piece reimagines classic commands with a medieval twist.

Witty Design: Features the cheeky phrase: "Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie Hole and Calmeth Thine Titties" in an elegant, intricate gothic font.

Quality Craftsmanship: Expertly laser-cut and engraved onto durable wood hardboard for precise detail and a high-quality finish.

Perfect Size: Measuring 6" x 10", it’s the ideal size for gallery walls, office desks, or bathroom shelving.

Ready to Hang: Comes equipped with a pre-installed sawtooth hanger on the back for quick and easy mounting.

Unique Gift: A fantastic housewarming, birthday, or "just because" gift for the friend who loves medieval history, sarcasm, or unique office decor.